“Sorry for the Inconvenience”
Monday was like a movie.
Not a comedy, either.
I woke at 3:45, believing that I had to be at the airport by 5:00 for a 6:00 flight.
I got through security and arrived at a empty gate at 5:09. Checked the board. Boarding at 6:40. Departing at 7:00.
“What?” I had read the itinerary wrong. “Idiot!”
I read the paper and moved on to a book. Then it dawned on me. It was 6:50 and no one was boarding. I saw the guy grab the microphone.
“We’re sorry for the inconvenience, but we are having a computer problem on your plane. We will update you again at 7:30.”
At 7:30 he said, “Sorry for the inconvenience. I have nothing else to tell you. We will try to update you again at 8:00.”
At 9:00, I went to where he was standing. He pretended he couldn’t see me!
At 10:00, “Sorry for the inconvenience but we ain’t leaving anytime soon. We have a part arriving from NYC to fix this plane. This flight is canceled and rescheduled for 1:30.”
The beat news is that we all had to get in line to rebook. I rebooked and then I booked. I went to a couple of Buffalo sites and scarfed a sandwich and headed back. I was going to make it just ten minutes before the doors closed!
Except the doors didn’t close until 4:00! They played the delay game from 1:30 to 4:00. Of course, they were sorry for the inconvenience!
Yet, what it did was make me have to do two days work in Boston in one day. To top it off, once I landed in Boston I had to drive 120 miles to the hotel.
Asleep by 9:30. Up at 5:00. 5 sites. 500 driving miles and back to the airport. Arrived at home at 9 pm on Tuesday night.
“Bet you’re glad that part of the week is over,” Kathy said.
Yet...
...it’s really not because originally I had planned to be home by 4 pm on Tuesday so I scheduled a 6:30 am start on Wednesday.
“Sorry for the inconvenience.”
Bastards.
They didn’t even give me my bag of cheese-its.
Cause my eyes were closed.
Probably got the virus on top of it!
Not a comedy, either.
I woke at 3:45, believing that I had to be at the airport by 5:00 for a 6:00 flight.
I got through security and arrived at a empty gate at 5:09. Checked the board. Boarding at 6:40. Departing at 7:00.
“What?” I had read the itinerary wrong. “Idiot!”
I read the paper and moved on to a book. Then it dawned on me. It was 6:50 and no one was boarding. I saw the guy grab the microphone.
“We’re sorry for the inconvenience, but we are having a computer problem on your plane. We will update you again at 7:30.”
At 7:30 he said, “Sorry for the inconvenience. I have nothing else to tell you. We will try to update you again at 8:00.”
At 9:00, I went to where he was standing. He pretended he couldn’t see me!
At 10:00, “Sorry for the inconvenience but we ain’t leaving anytime soon. We have a part arriving from NYC to fix this plane. This flight is canceled and rescheduled for 1:30.”
The beat news is that we all had to get in line to rebook. I rebooked and then I booked. I went to a couple of Buffalo sites and scarfed a sandwich and headed back. I was going to make it just ten minutes before the doors closed!
Except the doors didn’t close until 4:00! They played the delay game from 1:30 to 4:00. Of course, they were sorry for the inconvenience!
Yet, what it did was make me have to do two days work in Boston in one day. To top it off, once I landed in Boston I had to drive 120 miles to the hotel.
Asleep by 9:30. Up at 5:00. 5 sites. 500 driving miles and back to the airport. Arrived at home at 9 pm on Tuesday night.
“Bet you’re glad that part of the week is over,” Kathy said.
Yet...
...it’s really not because originally I had planned to be home by 4 pm on Tuesday so I scheduled a 6:30 am start on Wednesday.
“Sorry for the inconvenience.”
Bastards.
They didn’t even give me my bag of cheese-its.
Cause my eyes were closed.
Probably got the virus on top of it!
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