Super Bowl Predictions
It's all about winning a square or two, right?
Yet there are a whole bunch of side bets that are taken.
Over-under the number of points scored.
Coin flip heads or tails.
What color hoodie will Hoodie wear?
Does Lady Gaga show us a nipple?
Finally, who will win?
What's the final score?
Well...
...as luck might have it, I know all of it before the game begins...
...after all...
I did have the Patriots in the game and I did that before the season even started!!
Aren't I amazing?
(Spoiler alert: they will probably be back next year.)
But here goes:
Hoodie will wear a grey hoodie.
The coin will be tails.
The Falcons will win the toss and defer. The Pats will start with the ball and will be winning 7-0 four minutes later.
The first quarter will end:
Pats 10 Falcons 0
The first half will end:
Pats 20 Falcons 10.
(I have zero-zero for my big square).
Lady Gaga will not show a nip.
She will make a political statement against the Big Orange One.
The over-under is 59, I believe.
That will be shattered.
The MVP will be Tom Brady.
The final score will be Pats 34 Falcons 26.
(Numbers shift at half so I will finish with 4 & 6 or 6 & 4).
So I won't cry if it ends up 36-34 either.
Anywhoha...
Brady & Hoodie get ring #5.
I win every square for each quarter in every pool I enter.
I collect my prize money on Monday.
My beautiful wife steals it all by Tuesday morning.
By Wednesday I'm broke again!
Enjoy the game!!
Yet there are a whole bunch of side bets that are taken.
Over-under the number of points scored.
Coin flip heads or tails.
What color hoodie will Hoodie wear?
Does Lady Gaga show us a nipple?
Finally, who will win?
What's the final score?
Well...
...as luck might have it, I know all of it before the game begins...
...after all...
I did have the Patriots in the game and I did that before the season even started!!
Aren't I amazing?
(Spoiler alert: they will probably be back next year.)
But here goes:
Hoodie will wear a grey hoodie.
The coin will be tails.
The Falcons will win the toss and defer. The Pats will start with the ball and will be winning 7-0 four minutes later.
The first quarter will end:
Pats 10 Falcons 0
The first half will end:
Pats 20 Falcons 10.
(I have zero-zero for my big square).
Lady Gaga will not show a nip.
She will make a political statement against the Big Orange One.
The over-under is 59, I believe.
That will be shattered.
The MVP will be Tom Brady.
The final score will be Pats 34 Falcons 26.
(Numbers shift at half so I will finish with 4 & 6 or 6 & 4).
So I won't cry if it ends up 36-34 either.
Anywhoha...
Brady & Hoodie get ring #5.
I win every square for each quarter in every pool I enter.
I collect my prize money on Monday.
My beautiful wife steals it all by Tuesday morning.
By Wednesday I'm broke again!
Enjoy the game!!
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