Puerto Rico
Can you believe that Puerto Rico has the audacity to be in the path of another hurricane?
I guess they just want that free FEMA help.
I mean what place wouldn’t want to get blasted and have their homes blasted again?
They must have cleaned up from the last one, right?
Yet, the worst part about the Trump tweet storm throwing hate all over the poor people in the path of the hurricane was that he attacked them.
This guy is corrupt.
They’re stupid.
We gave them too much help last time!
Remember when he tossed paper towels as if he were shooting free throws?
Still, I’ve come to expect the low class behavior, but lately he’s been referring to himself in the 3rd person.
“President Trump is Puerto Rico’s beat friend.”
It’s all so embarrassing.
Those people are worried about surviving and he’s throwing jabs.
I honestly don’t think he knows that Puerto Rico is a part of our country.
“It’s an island,” he schooled us after the last one. “Very hard to get to because there’s water on all sides. Big water! Very wet!!”
I actually have an idea.
If I framed it for him he’d probably accept:
We should impeach the president of Puerto Rico.
Then indict and arrest him.
After all, the Russians co-signed his loans.
Ah well, tomorrow it’ll be something more dumb.
Hopefully, Puerto Rico doesn’t take a straight shot...
...the rest of America cares.
I guess they just want that free FEMA help.
I mean what place wouldn’t want to get blasted and have their homes blasted again?
They must have cleaned up from the last one, right?
Yet, the worst part about the Trump tweet storm throwing hate all over the poor people in the path of the hurricane was that he attacked them.
This guy is corrupt.
They’re stupid.
We gave them too much help last time!
Remember when he tossed paper towels as if he were shooting free throws?
Still, I’ve come to expect the low class behavior, but lately he’s been referring to himself in the 3rd person.
“President Trump is Puerto Rico’s beat friend.”
It’s all so embarrassing.
Those people are worried about surviving and he’s throwing jabs.
I honestly don’t think he knows that Puerto Rico is a part of our country.
“It’s an island,” he schooled us after the last one. “Very hard to get to because there’s water on all sides. Big water! Very wet!!”
I actually have an idea.
If I framed it for him he’d probably accept:
We should impeach the president of Puerto Rico.
Then indict and arrest him.
After all, the Russians co-signed his loans.
Ah well, tomorrow it’ll be something more dumb.
Hopefully, Puerto Rico doesn’t take a straight shot...
...the rest of America cares.
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