Flying Around
I see that Tom Price is looking for work.
The price is wrong, Tom!
He took 24 charter flights on the taxpayer dime...
...after talking about draining the swamp, out of control spending, and someone who had the gall to fly over the country in a luxury jet.
How does this go down????
Man, the nuns did a real number on me because there's no chance that I'd ever cheat on my expenses and think I'm entitled to it.
Yet people do it all the time!!
I know a guy who put his kids shoes on the company credit card, got busted for it, and then got pissed at the employer because he had to pay for the kicks.
Price chartered a luxury jet at a price tag of 25 grand so he could make the trip from Washington to Philly!
That's a $75 bus ride.
You can bike that!
Before he was forced out, Price decided that he'd reimburse the government for his trips. He offered up $52,000 on the million dollar price tag.
That's like ordering a coffee:
"It's $2.00," the clerk says.
"I'll give you twelve cents."
Problem is not just with Price because there are a whole lot of senators and congress people who feel they're entitled.
They go in broke...
...come out rich...
...and flaunt it.
They golf all over the world, eat the finest foods, drink the best wine...
...take a private jet.
Then make fun of the people who want healthcare or to eat.
So, Price is gone.
Let's move on to tax reform.
"Rich guys won't prosper!"
The headlines are screaming.
"Except for that estate tax thingy."
"And we promise we'll trickle down any money we might make in the deal!"
Yeah.
Trickle.
More like piss.
Poor Tom Price...
...he's gonna' have to become a lobbyist or something.
Now he'll have to work a little to steal what he can.
The price is wrong, Tom!
He took 24 charter flights on the taxpayer dime...
...after talking about draining the swamp, out of control spending, and someone who had the gall to fly over the country in a luxury jet.
How does this go down????
Man, the nuns did a real number on me because there's no chance that I'd ever cheat on my expenses and think I'm entitled to it.
Yet people do it all the time!!
I know a guy who put his kids shoes on the company credit card, got busted for it, and then got pissed at the employer because he had to pay for the kicks.
Price chartered a luxury jet at a price tag of 25 grand so he could make the trip from Washington to Philly!
That's a $75 bus ride.
You can bike that!
Before he was forced out, Price decided that he'd reimburse the government for his trips. He offered up $52,000 on the million dollar price tag.
That's like ordering a coffee:
"It's $2.00," the clerk says.
"I'll give you twelve cents."
Problem is not just with Price because there are a whole lot of senators and congress people who feel they're entitled.
They go in broke...
...come out rich...
...and flaunt it.
They golf all over the world, eat the finest foods, drink the best wine...
...take a private jet.
Then make fun of the people who want healthcare or to eat.
So, Price is gone.
Let's move on to tax reform.
"Rich guys won't prosper!"
The headlines are screaming.
"Except for that estate tax thingy."
"And we promise we'll trickle down any money we might make in the deal!"
Yeah.
Trickle.
More like piss.
Poor Tom Price...
...he's gonna' have to become a lobbyist or something.
Now he'll have to work a little to steal what he can.
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