Two-Point-Five-Million
18-Year-Old Romanian model Aleexandra Kefren decided to sell what she had...
...her virginity.
I don't quite know how one goes about selling such a thing, and not getting arrested for prostitution, but I'll play along.
She was looking for a cool million dollars.
She got that.
Then an anonymous bidder decided to get rid of all competition by ponying up a bid of $2.5 million.
I have a few questions.
1). Two and a half million bucks???
2). What does that get you, exactly???
3). Is there a set time????
First off, I don't have that kind of money.
Secondly, she's just a kid.
Thirdly, it's a ton of money for what could, potentially be about twelve seconds of someone's time.
Stuff like this hardly ever works out.
Remember the Demi Moore-Woody Harrelson movie where he sold his wife for a million bucks to Robert Redford (I think).
That one didn't work out.
I imagine that the girl (who is pretty beautiful) believes that she's being awfully clever, but what happens down the road a little bit.
Does she suffer at all with her decision?
I heard one girl talking about it years ago.
(This has happened before).
That girl said:
"Who cares? I would've eventually given it away for free anyway. I may as well make some cash."
I wish I would've thought of such a thing when I was an eligible bachelor.
Perhaps someone might have paid me.
I'm thinking two-point-five is about right...
...but how would you split half a penny?
What a 🌎!
...her virginity.
I don't quite know how one goes about selling such a thing, and not getting arrested for prostitution, but I'll play along.
She was looking for a cool million dollars.
She got that.
Then an anonymous bidder decided to get rid of all competition by ponying up a bid of $2.5 million.
I have a few questions.
1). Two and a half million bucks???
2). What does that get you, exactly???
3). Is there a set time????
First off, I don't have that kind of money.
Secondly, she's just a kid.
Thirdly, it's a ton of money for what could, potentially be about twelve seconds of someone's time.
Stuff like this hardly ever works out.
Remember the Demi Moore-Woody Harrelson movie where he sold his wife for a million bucks to Robert Redford (I think).
That one didn't work out.
I imagine that the girl (who is pretty beautiful) believes that she's being awfully clever, but what happens down the road a little bit.
Does she suffer at all with her decision?
I heard one girl talking about it years ago.
(This has happened before).
That girl said:
"Who cares? I would've eventually given it away for free anyway. I may as well make some cash."
I wish I would've thought of such a thing when I was an eligible bachelor.
Perhaps someone might have paid me.
I'm thinking two-point-five is about right...
...but how would you split half a penny?
What a 🌎!
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