He’s Back!

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Wow! Wasn’t that exciting?

Trump announced last night that he’s all in to “Make America Great Again Again!”

Isn’t that clever?

Remember how great it was when he left?

We were all stuck in our homes thinking about taking horse meds or drinking bleach.

There were mad men wiping crap on the walls of the Capitol.

The Vice President wouldn’t get in the car they sent for him because he was afraid they were going to hang him.

And all the accusations!

Treason and sedition and golf trips every weekend.

He stole the documents labeled top secret.

That was great!

Women, gays, blacks, Mexicans…

…weren’t overly excited with last night’s announcement.

You know who else wasn’t excited?

Ivanka!

She immediately released a statement that said she was out.

A whole bunch of Republicans also backed away as has Rupert Murdoch.

I believe that I have more of a chance to be president than he does.

There was a report that he made $1.7 billion while being president.

Most of why he is running is to try and avoid being indicted.

That probably won’t work either.

Best part?

He lost twice.

The mid-terms were a clear indication that the country has moved on.

But here’s the kicker…

…he may win the Republican primary.

He’s already working on his nicknames.

Ted Cruz and Lindsay Graham are already falling in line.

But if he is soundly rejected by the Republican Party…

…he will do his worst to try and burn it all to the ground before he goes…

…and I’m all for that!

He’s done.

Completely finished.

Yet he doesn’t appear to know it, and it’s going to be a whole lot of fun watching him find out.

Go!

Make America Great Again, Again and Again and Again.

Was so freaking amazing the first time.

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