Suck it, Cora
In 2018 the Red Sux won the World Series.
In the divisional round they beat the Yankees in a couple of close games and one blowout.
I took a lot heat from Boston fans...
...which stinks.
But, hey, what are you going to do? Sometimes the ball breaks the wrong way.
At the parade following the World Series win, their puny, little manager, Alex Cora - who was fresh off starting his cheating enterprise as bench coach for the cheating-est, cheaters who ever cheated.
Cora stood up and said:
“Suck it, Yankees.”
I recall thinking he was a really classless human for doing such a thing.
But again, they won.
Whatever.
Well, well, well.
“Have you ever seen a more clutch team with runners in scoring position?” One Red Sux fan asked me back in ‘18.
Well, now we know why.
They were cheating.
Led by their cheat of a manager who cheated for the Astros when they won in ‘17.
Only one thing left to say:
All together now.
“Suck it, Cora.”
Hope to never see you in an MLB uniform again...
...disgrace.
In the divisional round they beat the Yankees in a couple of close games and one blowout.
I took a lot heat from Boston fans...
...which stinks.
But, hey, what are you going to do? Sometimes the ball breaks the wrong way.
At the parade following the World Series win, their puny, little manager, Alex Cora - who was fresh off starting his cheating enterprise as bench coach for the cheating-est, cheaters who ever cheated.
Cora stood up and said:
“Suck it, Yankees.”
I recall thinking he was a really classless human for doing such a thing.
But again, they won.
Whatever.
Well, well, well.
“Have you ever seen a more clutch team with runners in scoring position?” One Red Sux fan asked me back in ‘18.
Well, now we know why.
They were cheating.
Led by their cheat of a manager who cheated for the Astros when they won in ‘17.
Only one thing left to say:
All together now.
“Suck it, Cora.”
Hope to never see you in an MLB uniform again...
...disgrace.
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