Florida Man
Romance is romance, huh?
You don’t even want to read the rest of that story...
...it’s as crazy as it sounds.
And there’s actually an internet game that is all about entering “Florida Man” and then your date of birth.
I tried it.
“Florida Man - October 18.”
Florida Man shot outside of bar after refusing to drink a free shot in the bar.
It was at a bar called “Frank’s Place.”
Two men were having an argument.
One guy took the high road and offered to buy shots. The other man refused to drink it.
The argument escalated.
Went outside where the guy DID take the shot.
Killed him.
Like everyone else I’ve enjoyed trips to Florida to get away from the cold. Spent two weeks there with my brother back in the late 80’s and that’s when I kind of figured out:
“The people who actually live in Florida are a tad different.”
It was a Florida man who tried to eat another person after doing bath salts.
Florida men have done all kinds of crazy sexual things.
Florida men have shot other men in all sorts of scenarios.
They’ve dated all sorts of creatures, robbed all kinds of establishments, landed in hot water for one insane thing after another.
We are kicking around another trip to Florida in January...
...last year’s trip went great.
78 degrees.
A hot tub.
Miniature golf.
We didn’t run into any crazed Florida men.
Chances are we might.
Having sex with a stuffed animal in Target?
That’s great.
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