The Chosen One
Rick Perry, a guy who has never hit me as someone who is overly bright, did an interview where he made the claim that Donald Trump is ‘the chosen one.’
As in chosen, by God, not Vladimir.
Now anyone who has read this blog understands that my faith in ‘the chosen one’ has never been all that much.
I don’t know of one redeeming trait that he has.
Doesn’t love dogs!
How can you not love a good dog?
Speaks nastily about every single person who doesn’t love him.
If you love him he is nice to you.
He lies.
God chose him to lie constantly about everything?
Let’s ask Rick Perry:
Through history God has made some questionable choices as a leader of people.
That’s what Perry said.
Maybe God was going for full deception...throw people off the scent.
God: “We need someone to save the world.”
Saint Peter: “who you thinking about? Jimmy Carter is still building homes for the poor.”
God: “He’s got a bad hip.”
Saint Peter: “What about Trump?”
God: “The fraud guy?? From the fake university.”
Saint Peter: “I forgot about that.”
God: “Didn’t he sleep with a porn star?”
Saint Peter: “Melania?”
God: “Besides her. The one he paid off to keep quiet. His wife had just had the baby.”
Saint Peter: “Well, he cheated on all his wives. He’s consistent. He could help us with Putin, though.”
God: “That’s true! He does work for him.”
Saint Peter: “So, you’re choosing Trump to save the universe.”
God: “Yeah, sure.”
Saint Peter: “It might not work out.”
God: “I know. Doesn’t matter. The whole shebang is about to explode anyway.”
Saint Peter: “Then what?”
God: “We’ll send the dinosaurs back. They’re smarter.”
Saint Peter: “Ya’ think?”
God: “Definitely! Wasn’t one dinosaur that would’ve been dumb enough to elect that guy.”
As in chosen, by God, not Vladimir.
Now anyone who has read this blog understands that my faith in ‘the chosen one’ has never been all that much.
I don’t know of one redeeming trait that he has.
Doesn’t love dogs!
How can you not love a good dog?
Speaks nastily about every single person who doesn’t love him.
If you love him he is nice to you.
He lies.
God chose him to lie constantly about everything?
Let’s ask Rick Perry:
Through history God has made some questionable choices as a leader of people.
That’s what Perry said.
Maybe God was going for full deception...throw people off the scent.
God: “We need someone to save the world.”
Saint Peter: “who you thinking about? Jimmy Carter is still building homes for the poor.”
God: “He’s got a bad hip.”
Saint Peter: “What about Trump?”
God: “The fraud guy?? From the fake university.”
Saint Peter: “I forgot about that.”
God: “Didn’t he sleep with a porn star?”
Saint Peter: “Melania?”
God: “Besides her. The one he paid off to keep quiet. His wife had just had the baby.”
Saint Peter: “Well, he cheated on all his wives. He’s consistent. He could help us with Putin, though.”
God: “That’s true! He does work for him.”
Saint Peter: “So, you’re choosing Trump to save the universe.”
God: “Yeah, sure.”
Saint Peter: “It might not work out.”
God: “I know. Doesn’t matter. The whole shebang is about to explode anyway.”
Saint Peter: “Then what?”
God: “We’ll send the dinosaurs back. They’re smarter.”
Saint Peter: “Ya’ think?”
God: “Definitely! Wasn’t one dinosaur that would’ve been dumb enough to elect that guy.”
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