The Oscars flub.
The transgender kid winning the wrestling title.
Kellyanne Conjob sitting on the White House couch like a 4-year-old.
Bomb threats on Jewish Centers.
Immigrants being deported.
Nerve gas assassinations.
I can't even keep up anymore!
Then we have the hourly tweets.
That's all we know about winning!
I'm so tired of winning I can't believe it.
Even George W. chimed in and said that there's too much divisiveness.
...the real story is the envelope and how Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway couldn't figure out:
Emma Stone in La La Land
Or whatever the hell it was.
Personally I think it was a publicity stunt...
...or a result of a crooked media trying to steal the thunder from the Russian scandal because the transgender kid, who might've been an immigrant, tried to bomb a Jewish Center because the cabinet wasn't being filled fast enough because of Putin.
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