Faker

So, everyone in America has seen the clip of Mariah Carey by now, right?

She was most likely paid a ton of cash to sing a few songs on New Year's Eve.

Evidently there were technical problems and her ear piece fell out.

So she did the only thing she could possibly do...

...refused to try and sing.

Just wasn't possible!

How the hell was a singer supposed to sing?

Mariah is a bit of a diva, right?

She has handlers who carry her up steps, or put her shoes on for her. What's really weird is that she can really sing, or she used to be able to.

She would hit notes that would hurt your ears.

She's sold over 220 million albums...

...and she can't sing a song live?

The lip-syncing garbage does go on.

Some of the singers are dancing and jumping and live singing doesn't play very well, but she was absolutely lost!

Was weird to see.

After the show she wrote an apology and posted it on twitter.

"Shit happens."

Of course, what does she have to lose.

She's a half-a-billionaire.

What does she care?

The funniest part of all of it was that it didn't actually appear that she knew the words.

"You can sing it," she said to the crowd.

Her high vocals played over the speakers.

Her dancers danced.

She just stood there.

Highly professional!