Saturday, September 24, 2016

Brad & Angelina

So sad.

We all know the story.

They were so in love that it caused the breakup of the Jennifer-Brad Marriage.

How did we even live through that?

But all was well. Jennifer landed on her feet, and the Pitt-Jolie coupling resulted in them traveling the world and stamping out poverty.

They had about a dozen kids, kept making movies and looked great.

But now that's over!

Did he cheat?

Did she cheat?

Some say that Brad is broken-hearted...

Others say that Brad doesn't care.

He smokes pot and runs around on her.

He doesn't smoke pot...that much...and he still loves her.

Who knows what to believe!

But more than all that, the first thing that comes to mind is:

Who gives a flying %^%&?

Everyone always says that, as they sneak a look at what the hell happened.

There's no shame, it's human nature.

Yet there isn't a person alive who would admit to wanting to know what went wrong...but something went wrong...and deep down...we want to look at it.

Good luck to those crazy kids.

Enjoy the breakup because a couple of weeks from now we're going to wonder:

Who is Angelina dating?

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