Michael Vick Wants A Dog
Just catching up on the news.
Miley Cyrus was caught smoking on a bong while Lindsay Lohan has been 100 days alcohol-free. There has to be a joke there somewhere. My Dad used to lead with the line that he gave up smoking and drinking and they were the worst two days of his life. Those are long, lonely days, indeed. Who cares what these little dorks drink or don't drink.
I see that the CEO of Morgan Stanley says that he will personally escort out any person in the company who details leaks of the company bonus. Could that be because the bonuses are too low and he doesn't want to be embarrassed? Not likely, huh? Its because he doesn't want the poor, pitiful American to understand how much they are stealing for their personal yachts and mansions.
Of course, the tax cuts for the rich have been re-upped for two years. Thank God. Now they can create jobs for the minions...or make bigger bonuses of which we will never know.
I see Mike Vick wants a dog. Not a lot of pooches lining up to fill that job vacancy. Can you imagine the lucky dog telling his dog friend?
"My owner is one of the best quarterbacks in the league. Everyone loves him and he's a pretty good guy, except for when he holds my head under water, tazes me with his stun gun, and kicks me in the ribs because he himself is a worthless piece of crap. It's okay though, he told me that he didn't think it was wrong."
What else?
Bob Feller died. Heard an awful lot of him as a pitcher. Wonder what he would have commanded on the free agent market.
Please stop printing the salaries of these guys. It is making it impossible to love sports as we did as children.
"It's a business, it's a business, it's a business."
What about those of us who wanted it to be a game?
Enjoy the Friday.
Lock up your dog.
Don't tell anyone how big your bonus was.
Miley Cyrus was caught smoking on a bong while Lindsay Lohan has been 100 days alcohol-free. There has to be a joke there somewhere. My Dad used to lead with the line that he gave up smoking and drinking and they were the worst two days of his life. Those are long, lonely days, indeed. Who cares what these little dorks drink or don't drink.
I see that the CEO of Morgan Stanley says that he will personally escort out any person in the company who details leaks of the company bonus. Could that be because the bonuses are too low and he doesn't want to be embarrassed? Not likely, huh? Its because he doesn't want the poor, pitiful American to understand how much they are stealing for their personal yachts and mansions.
Of course, the tax cuts for the rich have been re-upped for two years. Thank God. Now they can create jobs for the minions...or make bigger bonuses of which we will never know.
I see Mike Vick wants a dog. Not a lot of pooches lining up to fill that job vacancy. Can you imagine the lucky dog telling his dog friend?
"My owner is one of the best quarterbacks in the league. Everyone loves him and he's a pretty good guy, except for when he holds my head under water, tazes me with his stun gun, and kicks me in the ribs because he himself is a worthless piece of crap. It's okay though, he told me that he didn't think it was wrong."
What else?
Bob Feller died. Heard an awful lot of him as a pitcher. Wonder what he would have commanded on the free agent market.
Please stop printing the salaries of these guys. It is making it impossible to love sports as we did as children.
"It's a business, it's a business, it's a business."
What about those of us who wanted it to be a game?
Enjoy the Friday.
Lock up your dog.
Don't tell anyone how big your bonus was.
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