Passion of the Dipshit
Has anyone's star fallen faster than Mel Gibson's?
Cheetah Woods looks at Mel in pity.
That idiot that screwed around on Sandra Bullock thinks Gibson has gone around the bend.
Seems like every day I'm sitting here commenting on poor behavior by someone who was considered a star.
We set 'em up just to knock-a-knock-a-knock em down.
But Gibson really knows how to anger the masses. Just a few years ago he was the darling of Hollywood. Who didn't love him in the Lethal Weapon movies?
He was the best. Then Braveheart. My God what a movie that was - one of the best ever, right?
He threw all of his money into the Passion of the Christ, and while everyone seemed to love it...it started the beginning of his descent, right?
He'd been married forever with a ton of kids. Done with the marriage. Okay, stuff happens. Then the drunken anti-Semitic crap with the cops, and the great drunken mugshot. (One thing I've avoided. How in the world did I avoid the drunken mugshot?)
Anyway, new girlfriend, not going so well. Mel thinks she's a whore, apparently. A whore that deserves it if she is attacked by a pack of n-words.
Talk about a complete moron. What can he possibly be thinking?
His talent agency dropped him. People are staying away from his movies in droves.
Here's a little hint: Try not to piss off millions of people all in one sentence.
I don't even have the brave heart to rip this guy for the next ten minutes or so. He just joined the group of people who aren't worth my time. So, let's see. Who have I banned so far?
Cheetah, Lebullshit, Roman Polanski, Lance Armstrong, Marshawn Lynch, Michael Vick, Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan (had a run on Michael's there), Jessie James, Orenthal, W, Palin, Rush, Kobe, and now Mel.
Running out of heroes.
Oh where have all the cowboys gone?
Even heard John Wayne was a bit of a dork as well.
Cheetah Woods looks at Mel in pity.
That idiot that screwed around on Sandra Bullock thinks Gibson has gone around the bend.
Seems like every day I'm sitting here commenting on poor behavior by someone who was considered a star.
We set 'em up just to knock-a-knock-a-knock em down.
But Gibson really knows how to anger the masses. Just a few years ago he was the darling of Hollywood. Who didn't love him in the Lethal Weapon movies?
He was the best. Then Braveheart. My God what a movie that was - one of the best ever, right?
He threw all of his money into the Passion of the Christ, and while everyone seemed to love it...it started the beginning of his descent, right?
He'd been married forever with a ton of kids. Done with the marriage. Okay, stuff happens. Then the drunken anti-Semitic crap with the cops, and the great drunken mugshot. (One thing I've avoided. How in the world did I avoid the drunken mugshot?)
Anyway, new girlfriend, not going so well. Mel thinks she's a whore, apparently. A whore that deserves it if she is attacked by a pack of n-words.
Talk about a complete moron. What can he possibly be thinking?
His talent agency dropped him. People are staying away from his movies in droves.
Here's a little hint: Try not to piss off millions of people all in one sentence.
I don't even have the brave heart to rip this guy for the next ten minutes or so. He just joined the group of people who aren't worth my time. So, let's see. Who have I banned so far?
Cheetah, Lebullshit, Roman Polanski, Lance Armstrong, Marshawn Lynch, Michael Vick, Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan (had a run on Michael's there), Jessie James, Orenthal, W, Palin, Rush, Kobe, and now Mel.
Running out of heroes.
Oh where have all the cowboys gone?
Even heard John Wayne was a bit of a dork as well.
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