Catching Up

See that Lindsay Lohan is going to jail for 90 days. Who could have predicted that?

Isn't she a fine actress with a stable, healthy upbringing. Hey boys, maybe we have a chance now. She'd be happy to see any man after spending time in the clink. Then again, doesn't she swing from both sides of the plate? Ah well, still out of luck.

Another Manson parolee shot down. Geez, aren't they rehabilitated by now?

I hear the latest to be denied has been a model citizen in jail. Awful hard to plead your case for time off for good behavior with all of your victim's blood all over the wall.

Here's an idea - donate the money for the parole hearings to the family of the victims. Announce that they are receiving special treatment - no more parole chances. Good behavior!

The oil has showed up along the coast of five states now. Haven't been listening to Rush much.

Is he still of the opinion that the media is overstating the case? Or that the sea is strong? Maybe I'll listen to that moron today to get my blood flowing.

See the 27-time, Defending Champion Yankees still have the best record in baseball. I know, I know...the spend some money.

Hey, wanna' guess what team earns the most money in baseball by a wide, wide, wide, wide, wide margin?

I'll give you three guesses - here's a hint:

It starts with "27-Time Defending."

Okay, off to work. You know you always wish people have a good day...and most of the time you don't mean it at all. It's just habit, right?

Have a good day.

(I mean it, honestly).

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