Hooray! I'm for the Other Team!

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Not sure what you have planned for 1 PM today but the Bills are playing the Chiefs in Arrowhead where the crowd makes it tough to call plays and where Jim Kelly is pressured into hurrying to make decisions.

Oh, this isn't 1992?

Okay, back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Yeah, this isn't a can't miss game, but perhaps it should be. For the very future of the Bills it is a game where you should pop the corn, get your favorite drink, sit in your lucky spot, and root, root, root - for the Chiefs.

Yeah, the Chiefs. The Bills need to lose this game. What good is 5 and 11 when you can go 4 and 12 and get a higher pick?

Of course outsmarting everyone and drafting a linebacker from Erie Community College probably won't work anyway, but you have to try, right?

So, if I'm the coach, I do everything wrong - 4th and 28 after nine false start penalties? We're going for it? It'll be a little like playing my boys in Madden - their favorite play is the fake punt - and for the record, they make it every single time.

As someone who has been disenfranchised with the direction of the Bills let me tell you that it is easy to switch allegiances - and it's even kind of funny. They will always let you down- even when you think they have it in the bag.

Try my philosophy - go for the Chiefs today.

And now it's time for the predicition.

Bills blow it again. They win 24-20.

Comments

deafjeff said…
would you ever root for the Red Sux so the Yankees could get a higher pick? Stick to baseball.
13 December, 2009
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