Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Thank God for Sarah

Every time I get down in the dumps a little Sarah Palin comes to the forefront spouting her agenda and I laugh, and laugh, and laugh...

Today she is quoted as saying that Obama is at about 4 out of 10 in his job performance. When asked to expand on it she said, "I can see Russia from my house."

Are we really serious about her running for the highest office in the land? She makes W look like a Rhodes Scholar.

She makes me look like Albert Einstein.

I can't help it - I'm not pushing any agenda here, she just makes me laugh with the snowmobile races, the moose hunting, the crazy kids, her son-in-law in Playgirl, the talk of a reality show, the red dress, the traveling around the country, the youbetcha, the Katie Couric interview, a complete lack of knowledge, seven colleges to complete her bachelor's.

I can't wait for Tina Fey to come back and make fun of her.

Yet this time, I needed Sarah to come back to the forefront. I was feeling a little down and she made me laugh again. I'm sure Obama is trying hard to figure out how he can raise his grade to a five or so.

Perhaps I'll read her book to further my good mood. I've always wanted to know what it's like to gut a deer.

Please - go back to Alaska.

Better yet, tell us about your agenda to save America.

That'll be side-splittingly funny.


Gag said...

I may be able to help you with the deer gutting thing. Hunting season opens this Sat. Come on down to Bingamton.

deafjeff said...

Isn't someone supposed to come up here with some jameson?

The romantic query letter and the happy-ever-after said...

You laugh but she as loyal follower and with this book yet another way to get to the voters.
Oh be afraid, be very afraid.
All the very best,
A Canadian.

Gag said...

I'll be there with the Jameson, don't worry.


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