Shocking Announcements

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So! Clay Aiken is gay. Didn't see that one coming, did you? Who would have ever thought that he was gay after his performance on American Idol? I for one thought that he was getting all the babes.

Other shocking announcements- the sky is blue. George Michael of Wham likes men and drugs too. The politicians are all lying.

I saw an article yesterday that said that something like 70% of the ads developed by McCain's camp and 65% of the ads developed by the Obama camp had partial lies or total lies in them. Really now! What happened to the honesty platform both were running on? It also shows you the irresponsibility of our media - how can you just let the ads run? Shouldn't there be someone there to stop it.

I can almost imagine the scene at the big tv station in your town.

TV News Guy: "Obama is running on a platform that we should teach sex ed to kindergarten kids?"

McCain backer: "It's true."

TV News Guy: "It doesn't sound true."

McCain backer: "But it is."

TV News Guy: "Okay, your word is enough for me - I'll run it every twenty minutes."

The worst part about that above exchange? I didn't make it up. That was actually one of the ads. And it is going the same way out of the Obama camp. Did you know that McCain wasn't really in Viet Nam? That was actually his twin brother. McCain was really in Texas with GW and Cheney dodging the draft and skeet-shooting.

All right - I made that one up - except the GW and Cheney part.

Anyway - just thought you might like to know that most announcements are neither shocking or true - oh except for Clay Aiken - he is gay (not that there's anything wrong with it).

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