Fingernails
Movie night was a real conversation starter.
The premise is a place where people show up to see if they’re a love match with their wives, girlfriends, or whoever you are matched with.
A bunch of tests are run to see if you’re truly compatible, the most demanding of which:
They rip off a fingernail from each and run a test to see how truly deserving you are of being matched.
“We should do that,” Kathy said.
“No freaking way,” I said.
“I want to see if we are a true match.”
I laughed.
“Don’t you?” She asked.
“I have to get a fingernail ripped off?” I asked.
“We both do.”
“Yeah. That ain’t happening,” I said.
“Don’t you want to know?” Kathy asked, laughing as well.
“I don’t give a shit,” I said. “No one is ripping off one of my fingernails.”
I lost a fingernail once.
It certainly isn’t pleasant.
“There isn’t a single thing they could possibly tell me that would be worth the pain of losing a fingernail,” I said.
“What if they told us that we are a perfect 100% match for all eternity?” Kathy asked.
“Don’t give a shit.”
As for the movie?
It was definitely all right.
Two thumbs up.
Fingernails intact.
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