Rudy Who?
So, the plot thickens.
Two men had lunch with Rudy Giuliani on Thursday and then they headed straight to the airport where they were going to catch a one-way flight to Frankfurt and then connect to parts unknown.
They got arrested at the airport and were booked on campaign finance shenanigans.
All dealing with Ukraine where Rudy had been head of the hunchmen in charge of trying to find dirt on Biden.
Working on behalf of the big orange dope.
It’s the plot of a lousy movie.
Except it’s actually the beginning of the end of our democracy, maybe.
Or so it seems.
But there’s another plot twist:
“Is Rudy Giuliani still your attorney?” A reporter asked Trump.
“I don’t know,” he said!
When asked about the arrests of the two men who were linked to a bunch of people in the GOP he said:
“I don’t know them. You’ll have to ask Rudy.”
There are photos of the men with Trump and his kids too.
“There might be photos out there, but I take photos with everyone.”
Oh! That explains it!!
It would be funny if it wasn’t so damn scary.
But the disconcerting part of it all is that Trump is still touring the country.
He was in Minneapolis in Thursday and the protesters outside matched the crazed people inside.
Trump went off.
He played his greatest hits, talking about Clinton, his election win, the deep state, the crooked media, and he even bashed Beyoncé, Jay Z and Springsteen!
He made fun of Bruce!
Yet, that wasn’t the worst part. He actually performed a little skit, playing the part of two FBI agents.
“I love you, Lisa.”
“I love you too, Peter.”
It was so disturbing that I feared for every person in the country.
Sad, demented, disturbing stuff.
And the last word on the subject...
...belongs to Springsteen.
“He’s damaged to the core and he’s tearing the country apart.”
Two men had lunch with Rudy Giuliani on Thursday and then they headed straight to the airport where they were going to catch a one-way flight to Frankfurt and then connect to parts unknown.
They got arrested at the airport and were booked on campaign finance shenanigans.
All dealing with Ukraine where Rudy had been head of the hunchmen in charge of trying to find dirt on Biden.
Working on behalf of the big orange dope.
It’s the plot of a lousy movie.
Except it’s actually the beginning of the end of our democracy, maybe.
Or so it seems.
But there’s another plot twist:
“Is Rudy Giuliani still your attorney?” A reporter asked Trump.
“I don’t know,” he said!
When asked about the arrests of the two men who were linked to a bunch of people in the GOP he said:
“I don’t know them. You’ll have to ask Rudy.”
There are photos of the men with Trump and his kids too.
“There might be photos out there, but I take photos with everyone.”
Oh! That explains it!!
It would be funny if it wasn’t so damn scary.
But the disconcerting part of it all is that Trump is still touring the country.
He was in Minneapolis in Thursday and the protesters outside matched the crazed people inside.
Trump went off.
He played his greatest hits, talking about Clinton, his election win, the deep state, the crooked media, and he even bashed Beyoncé, Jay Z and Springsteen!
He made fun of Bruce!
Yet, that wasn’t the worst part. He actually performed a little skit, playing the part of two FBI agents.
“I love you, Lisa.”
“I love you too, Peter.”
It was so disturbing that I feared for every person in the country.
Sad, demented, disturbing stuff.
And the last word on the subject...
...belongs to Springsteen.
“He’s damaged to the core and he’s tearing the country apart.”
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