He Ran Into the Bone Saw

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So, the journalist went into the embassy to be interviewed.

There were 15 men there for the interview.

The pudgy, little journalist decided to fist-fight all 15 of them, and he was winning the fight!!

They had no choice but to defend themselves so one of the 15 grabbed the rabid journalist in a chokehold and unfortunately was too aggressive.

The poor journalist passed away.

They never meant for it to happen!!

Their intentions were good!!

So, they chopped him up with a bone saw, and dispersed his body all over the place.

That’s what you do in an accidental death.

“Did you do it?” The world asked.

“Nope! Never heard of the guy!”

“We have him on camera entering and never leaving.”

“Oh! That guy!! Yeah, he stopped by!”

Listen, it’s very responsible of America to allow the people who committed the murder to investigate the murder. That’s not unreasonable, right?

“We didn’t mean to do it,” was the verdict.

“Sounds credible,” the Big, Orange Fraud said. “They bailed me out of a tough financial spot. Let’s just let this one slide. What the hell, he was only a journalist!!”

And those in his rally laughed and cheered.

“The media sucks!”

We

Might

Be

Screwed.

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