D.B. of the Week - Dominique Sharpton

Wow.

Dominique Sharpton appears to be damaging her father's good name.

(Sarcasm).

Have you heard this story?

She is suing the New York City Government for "internal and external injuries to the whole body, lower and upper limbs, the full extent of which are unknown, permanent pain and mental anguish."

It appears that she slipped on the uneven sidewalk in Soho.

Poor gal.

Sounds like she'll never be right, and at such a young age.

She's only 29 years old.

It's actually a wonder that she's only suing for $5 million dollars.

(Sarcasm).

After all, her civil rights Dad has championed so many brilliant things.

(Sarcasm).

(Do I have to keep adding the sarcasm note or have you captured the tone?)

She's won the D.B. of the Week!!!

And do you know why?

Cause she posted a photo of herself on the top of a mountain in Bali!

Yep.

I didn't post it.

She did.

Did you ever think she'd be able to climb a mountain after reading about her tragic injuries?

Thank God she has recovered so quickly.

Wait.

Didn't it say 'permanent pain and mental anguish'?

'The full extent unknown'?

Of course, her lawyer is saying that the mountain top photo doesn't truly portray all the difficulties she had just scaling that stupid little mountain.

She was truly in pain!

(Sarcasm).

The story has really picked up some steam.

People aren't really taking up for Dominique or Reverend Al.

I'm sure that we all should just keep the poor Sharpton family in our thoughts and prayers.

After all, they have this poor, disfigured, D.B. of the Week mountain-climber right on the heels of the alleged tax evasion.

How much bad luck can one family have?

Yeah.

(Sarcasm).

Enjoy the award.

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