Bye Bye Oprah

So they had a celebration in Chicago last night to talk about Oprah saying goodbye after years and years of her being the smartest person on the planet.

Congrats on Stedman riding her off into the sunset.

I find it funny that Stedman glorified her for being a person who brought her own lunch to work everyday.

Way too many jokes wrote themselves there.

Did she bring it in a U-Haul?

She saved money on the staff of fifty that were hired to make it every day.

But I am just kidding of course. Oprah has eternally struggled with her weight and her weight loss and through it all she's done her job with dignity and class. I would catch her show every now and again and would find it interesting.

The only thing I really didn't like is how she passed herself off as an authority and others saw her that way. If she knew so much about weight loss, for instance, why is she still in need of two zip codes?

How come all of her book club choices became best sellers and she didn't choose one of mine?

The stars lined up to say goodbye. That must have been a helluva' an event. Tom Hanks, Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Jordan (the puke), Tom Cruise (the nutbag), and of course, Stedman...who I wouldn't know if he hit me with Oprah's lunch box.

But there is one thing I really need to say. Oprah was always fighting for what she believed in. She had a wonderful forum to say what she believed was right and she stuck to her guns for years and years. She fought the good fight.

She earned the right to just sit on the couch and eat bon-bons.

And one more final question:

When Tom Cruise was jumping up and down on her couch that time, do you think that was the worst moment ever in the history of television?

Watch that sometime. It's uncomfortable to even look at.

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