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I saw the kick coming from more than three feet away and I was quite aware that it was going to make contact with the back of my head, but I just wasn't quite sure how forceful it would be. The foot made contact and I felt instantly dizzy, wondering how big the knot on the back of my head would be, but I had little time to recover as my assailant was gearing up for another roundhouse kick. Luckily, I grabbed his leg and twisted him to the couch sofa. No, I didn't finally take a beating due to my big mouth - I was fighting off no fewer than 3 of my nephews with two of my sons also in on the attack. You see, it started with Rocco, James jumped in, and Johnny actually threw the roundhouse kicks. Sam and Jake were also on my back. Despite being knocked woozy, I was laughing harder than I've laughed in the entire year of '09. Thankfully, my wife saved me from further assault by calling an end to the beating, but you know, I would have suffered for another hour or so before I...