Searching for Bucky -*@*king Dent
I hate the Yankee-Red Sox games - to tell you the truth, I always have. I simply hate everyone who's ever put on a Sox uniform and the game is more about hatred than satisfaction. I do recall where I was when Bucky Dent hit the HR to beat the Sox in 1977 and I remember receiving three calls at 1:30 AM when Aaron Boone homered in '03.
Lately though, the Yanks are the one's getting beat up on and I can tell you that it's a lot less fun when the Yanks are losing.
So, I'm searching for Old Bucky Dent to hit one over the green monster and aggravate all of those irritating bastards who live in that part of the country.
So far in '09 the Yanks are yet to beat the Suxs as we call them around my house, and the telephone calls are certainly relentless - I hear from all of my friends who want to rub it in.
This morning, Sam opened his eyes and groaned. "The Yanks lost seven to zip," he said. "My friends are going to be all over me."
"What do you tell him?" I asked.
"Twenty-six," he said.
"That's right," I answered. "Make sure you tell them that the Red Sox only need to win 18 straight World Series to tie it up. As much as they hate that argument, they can't win if you just keep saying 26."
"It would be easier if the Yankees just won," he said.
"Yeah, but until that happens, repeat after me."
"Twenty-six," Sam said.
Can Bucky Dent please come out tonight?
Lately though, the Yanks are the one's getting beat up on and I can tell you that it's a lot less fun when the Yanks are losing.
So, I'm searching for Old Bucky Dent to hit one over the green monster and aggravate all of those irritating bastards who live in that part of the country.
So far in '09 the Yanks are yet to beat the Suxs as we call them around my house, and the telephone calls are certainly relentless - I hear from all of my friends who want to rub it in.
This morning, Sam opened his eyes and groaned. "The Yanks lost seven to zip," he said. "My friends are going to be all over me."
"What do you tell him?" I asked.
"Twenty-six," he said.
"That's right," I answered. "Make sure you tell them that the Red Sox only need to win 18 straight World Series to tie it up. As much as they hate that argument, they can't win if you just keep saying 26."
"It would be easier if the Yankees just won," he said.
"Yeah, but until that happens, repeat after me."
"Twenty-six," Sam said.
Can Bucky Dent please come out tonight?
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