Do You Love Me?
So, this guy and gal went to the same dating site.
They liked each other’s profiles and decided to chance a date.
I’m not sure what the details of the date were, but she evidently enjoyed it more than he did.
In fact, she believed that they were soulmates.
She texted him a few times, and he didn’t answer.
She made the texts a little more clear...mentioning that she loved him, and she saw them married with children...
...all he had to do was respond.
He didn’t.
Would you?
Thankfully, he had a business trip, and even though she kept texting, he was sure that if he ignored her she’d go away.
While he was gone, she allegedly broke into his house, took a bath, just hung out.
His not answering her was getting on her nerves though.
She started threatening him...
...talking about playing in his blood.
She even left a knife behind in his home.’
The final straw came when he saw her parked outside his home. He called the police, and she was arrested and charged with menacing and stalking, along with breaking and entering, among other things.
Here’s the fun part:
She sent him 65,000 texts!
I’m not quite sure where they went to dinner, but it must’ve been one hell of a date.
Can you imagine receiving that many texts?
After she was arrested the Arizona woman talked all about it, explaining that she still loved him, would never hurt him, and would still like an opportunity to work on their relationship.
She sounds like a real catch.
I’m not sure that he’ll be waiting for her to get done serving her sentence.
65,000 texts...
...damn, I’d love to read them.
They liked each other’s profiles and decided to chance a date.
I’m not sure what the details of the date were, but she evidently enjoyed it more than he did.
In fact, she believed that they were soulmates.
She texted him a few times, and he didn’t answer.
She made the texts a little more clear...mentioning that she loved him, and she saw them married with children...
...all he had to do was respond.
He didn’t.
Would you?
Thankfully, he had a business trip, and even though she kept texting, he was sure that if he ignored her she’d go away.
While he was gone, she allegedly broke into his house, took a bath, just hung out.
His not answering her was getting on her nerves though.
She started threatening him...
...talking about playing in his blood.
She even left a knife behind in his home.’
The final straw came when he saw her parked outside his home. He called the police, and she was arrested and charged with menacing and stalking, along with breaking and entering, among other things.
Here’s the fun part:
She sent him 65,000 texts!
I’m not quite sure where they went to dinner, but it must’ve been one hell of a date.
Can you imagine receiving that many texts?
After she was arrested the Arizona woman talked all about it, explaining that she still loved him, would never hurt him, and would still like an opportunity to work on their relationship.
She sounds like a real catch.
I’m not sure that he’ll be waiting for her to get done serving her sentence.
65,000 texts...
...damn, I’d love to read them.
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