D.B. of the Week: Oscar Pistorius
Yeah.
The D.B. of the Week, based simply on the fact that he was released from jail already, just a single year into the sentence for shooting his beautiful girlfriend to death while she cowered in a bathroom, and he pretended that he was scared because he heard intruders...
...is Oscar Pistorius.
We remember Oscar.
D.B.
He got one year for ending her life!
One year!
The South African parole board released him because of over-crowding in their prisons.
You can't keep a murderer for more than a year???
What the hell kind of crime is going on there?
But, of course, his sentence isn't quite over:
Oscar now gets house arrest for four more years and can not be released from that until October of 2019.
The poor guy has to live in his uncle's mansion and suffer through the time he has left.
Talk about cruel and unusual punishment!
So...
...from February 2013 when he fired shots into her until she died...
...until October of 2019...
Oscar will have been punished by:
Two dumb trials.
A year behind bars.
And 4 years in a country club.
For murder!
And you just know that it's going to happen, don't you?
Someone is going to be an even bigger D.B. than Oscar the D.B.
Someone is going to interview him about all of this...
...maybe from his uncle's mansion...
And Oscar is going to cry...
...and lie...
...and he will somehow be accepted back into the lives of some of his fans who liked him because he ran without feet.
He's still responsible for her death!
And one final question:
House arrest, right?
Is that an ankle bracelet?
Doesn't it just slide right off?
I can't stand this story.
The D.B. of the Week, based simply on the fact that he was released from jail already, just a single year into the sentence for shooting his beautiful girlfriend to death while she cowered in a bathroom, and he pretended that he was scared because he heard intruders...
...is Oscar Pistorius.
We remember Oscar.
D.B.
He got one year for ending her life!
One year!
The South African parole board released him because of over-crowding in their prisons.
You can't keep a murderer for more than a year???
What the hell kind of crime is going on there?
But, of course, his sentence isn't quite over:
Oscar now gets house arrest for four more years and can not be released from that until October of 2019.
The poor guy has to live in his uncle's mansion and suffer through the time he has left.
Talk about cruel and unusual punishment!
So...
...from February 2013 when he fired shots into her until she died...
...until October of 2019...
Oscar will have been punished by:
Two dumb trials.
A year behind bars.
And 4 years in a country club.
For murder!
And you just know that it's going to happen, don't you?
Someone is going to be an even bigger D.B. than Oscar the D.B.
Someone is going to interview him about all of this...
...maybe from his uncle's mansion...
And Oscar is going to cry...
...and lie...
...and he will somehow be accepted back into the lives of some of his fans who liked him because he ran without feet.
He's still responsible for her death!
And one final question:
House arrest, right?
Is that an ankle bracelet?
Doesn't it just slide right off?
I can't stand this story.
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