The USA Bible
“Is this the bottom?” I texted a few friends, after hearing that Greenwood-Trump have formed a partnership to sell the God Bless the USA Bible for $60 a pop.
Then I watched the ad - the orange dude in a wig saying:
“It’s my favorite book!”
And despite buddy saying that there is no bottom…
…I laughed.
He owes more than a half a billion dollars for fraud and sexual assault.
Three wives.
A porn star hush money settlement.
Seven bankruptcies.
An insurrection.
All that on his resume and he thinks:
“I know! I can sell the Bible!”
And of course, he will sell some…
…to people who swear that God sent him to save us…
…so he got his signature ready!
Signed right there near the publisher’s info!!!
Now, I’ve signed a lot of books that I’ve written…
…truth be told, I always felt a little uncomfortable.
I don’t know if I should sign my name or add a note. Takes a little bit of ego to think someone wants your signature.
I’m thinking he’s okay with it.
“Grab ‘em by the….”
“Love, Donald.”
Ridiculous.
Absolutely ridiculous.
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