JFK Jr. Didn’t Show

There was a crowd gathered in Dallas yesterday waiting for JFK Jr. to appear.

He didn’t show.

Then, he was expected to return during The Rolling Stones concert.

You guessed it:

He didn’t turn up.

There has been a whole lot of attention given to JFK Jr. by the QAnon people.

Here’s the theory:

JFK Jr. was never dead. He went into hiding and he is set to emerge and declare tRump President and himself vice-president.

I guess it doesn’t matter that JFK Jr. was a Democrat. Perhaps his plane crashing into the ocean floor knocked some sense into him (according to QAnon) and made him a Republican.

Doesn’t make sense?

How can you not see it???

There were reporters in the streets of Dallas to cover the story (I guess, in case, he came back).

The reporters were subjected to chants of ‘Fake News.’

So, to recap:

People who believe that JFK Jr. was never killed, are sure that he is going to show up to save the country by re-appointing the complete failure as savior and that he has also shifted allegiance from Democrat to Republican and if you report any skepticism at all…

…you’re fake news.

I hope JFK Jr. is still alive. I really do. Thing is, if he is, he would most likely:

- get vaccinated

- still be a Democrat

- and most likely be highly against the potential overthrow of the government.

But who knows?

Maybe I’m wrong.

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