Golf Stories
Received in an email from an OLD friend - Al Smith - funny stuff - even if you're just a hack golfer like Al and members of Team Grape Ape: 1). A recent study finds that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that golfers drink, on average, about 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that golfers, on the average, get about 41 miles to the gallon. 2). A husband on the wife are on the 9th green when she suddenly collapses from a heart attack! "Help me dear," she says to her husband. The husband makes the 911 call on his cell phone, talks for a moment, picks up his putter and starts to line up his putt. His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him. "I'm dying here and you're putting?" "Don't worry," the husband calmly says. "They found a doctor on the second hold and he's coming to help you." "How long will it be?" she asks feebly. "Not long," ...