Cat Scratch Moron

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What's up with Ted Nugent?

Have you ever really listened to him?

What a tough guy.

As Howard Stern noted today he talks about being a warrior but when he had the chance to fight for the country he wimped out.

"Shit his pants," he told Howard.

Anyway, he made news this week...not with a song...he's only written one worth a listen, but with his mouth.

He spoke of crimes against him and railed against changes in gun laws...

...that he is imagining.

The administration has not made one change.

Every Tom, Dick and Manson can still get their hands on a gun and roll down to the store, mall, church, or former place of business and wipe out as many people as they can.

The speech was awful.

YouTube it. Listen to it. No matter what side of the aisle you fall on, you'll admit that he's a dopey bastard.

And to be fair when that nut threw the shoe at Bush I was apalled.

Respect the office of the President. It's still our country.

Yet when he heard that the secret service wanted to talk to him he amped it up a bit.

"The secret service works for me," he said. "I teach them to do raids."

So, let me get it straight:

The guy who skipped a real war and wages war against every animal that he can kill with a big weapon is really the guy who trains the secret service?

Did he get Bin Laden too?

I'd tell him to shut-up and sing but he couldn't sell out my bathroom.

And there's only one seat.

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