Sometimes the Truth is Just Plain Weird
As per usual I was listening to a bit of talk radio as I drove this week. Hands down, the strangest item I heard was about a man in one of them there states where teeth are a luxury, and incest is an option, and where they vote straight Republican.
This guy may have taken it a bit far.
It seems his wife made a discovery. Allegedly the gentleman, whom she had shared her marriage bed with for 15 years, had drilled a hole from the interior of his garage, so that he could place a camera in there to monitor the activity of the interior of his bathroom.
The only images that his wife supposedly saw on the tape were those of her 57-year old mother as she took a pee.
There was a lot of footage of the activity.
Of course, Jay Thomas handled the subject with his usual dignity. (I love him).
"I am reserving judgement of the act until I see what the mother-in-law looks like," Jay said.
"That marriage might just be over." He added.
Yep, that one there is a deal-breaker, I'm sure.
How do you talk your way out of that?
"Sorry, honey, I was just making sure she had a good flow because I love her so much?"
Probably won't work.
"I was just thinking she was using way too much toilet paper and I wanted to catch her in the act."
That one won't fly either.
Evidently Thomas and the crew had a photo of the man. They were fairly adamant that he just looked like such a fella' might look.
I'm not real sure I want to see him.
How in the f&*%k did mankind get so creepy and weird?
I believe that it may have always been this way.
This guy may have taken it a bit far.
It seems his wife made a discovery. Allegedly the gentleman, whom she had shared her marriage bed with for 15 years, had drilled a hole from the interior of his garage, so that he could place a camera in there to monitor the activity of the interior of his bathroom.
The only images that his wife supposedly saw on the tape were those of her 57-year old mother as she took a pee.
There was a lot of footage of the activity.
Of course, Jay Thomas handled the subject with his usual dignity. (I love him).
"I am reserving judgement of the act until I see what the mother-in-law looks like," Jay said.
"That marriage might just be over." He added.
Yep, that one there is a deal-breaker, I'm sure.
How do you talk your way out of that?
"Sorry, honey, I was just making sure she had a good flow because I love her so much?"
Probably won't work.
"I was just thinking she was using way too much toilet paper and I wanted to catch her in the act."
That one won't fly either.
Evidently Thomas and the crew had a photo of the man. They were fairly adamant that he just looked like such a fella' might look.
I'm not real sure I want to see him.
How in the f&*%k did mankind get so creepy and weird?
I believe that it may have always been this way.
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