Let's See What Comes Out
A whole bunch of random thoughts, I suppose. It's been another traumatic week. I don't know what to think, so this is an exercise of what pops into my head.
1). 69% of people can find something dirty in every sentence.
2). Newt Gingrich is a tad crazy.
3). Football is a group of lousy teams and Green Bay. Which means, of course, that one of those lousy teams will win the Super Bowl.
4). I can't think of a single thing I want for Christmas. I've given up on world peace.
5). The weather in Buffalo has been tremendous. Isn't it a shame that I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop?
6). My family is so punch drunk from horrific news that when the phone rings we all cringe.
7). I've done the hokey-pokey a thousand times at weddings and I still don't know what it's all about.
8). I wish John Lennon was still making music.
9). Bruce has a new tour coming. I can't wait for the new music and the excellent writing. He puts a stamp on what I'm thinking at any given time through the year. He just lost Clarence. Wonder what sort of spin he will put on grief. Could it help? The only sure bet in my life.
10). Studies show that if your parents don't have any children chances are you won't either.
11). When a dog throws up there's always a great build-up. It isn't enough time to get them out the door and off the carpet or comforter, but it's violent and scary. Guess feeding them a little turkey to celebrate Thanksgiving isn't really doing them a favor.
12). Still waiting for the 27-time Yankees to get me another starting pitcher. Did I say I didn't want anything for Christmas?
13). When I finished the eulogy for my Uncle Jim another uncle came to me and asked me if he could hire me to do his. I told him I didn't think anyone would be in the church to hear it. At least we both laughed.
14). Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
15). The wise man in the storm prays to God, not for safety from danger, but for deliverance from fear.
You see what happens in my mind in five minutes time?
It's not much fun.
1). 69% of people can find something dirty in every sentence.
2). Newt Gingrich is a tad crazy.
3). Football is a group of lousy teams and Green Bay. Which means, of course, that one of those lousy teams will win the Super Bowl.
4). I can't think of a single thing I want for Christmas. I've given up on world peace.
5). The weather in Buffalo has been tremendous. Isn't it a shame that I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop?
6). My family is so punch drunk from horrific news that when the phone rings we all cringe.
7). I've done the hokey-pokey a thousand times at weddings and I still don't know what it's all about.
8). I wish John Lennon was still making music.
9). Bruce has a new tour coming. I can't wait for the new music and the excellent writing. He puts a stamp on what I'm thinking at any given time through the year. He just lost Clarence. Wonder what sort of spin he will put on grief. Could it help? The only sure bet in my life.
10). Studies show that if your parents don't have any children chances are you won't either.
11). When a dog throws up there's always a great build-up. It isn't enough time to get them out the door and off the carpet or comforter, but it's violent and scary. Guess feeding them a little turkey to celebrate Thanksgiving isn't really doing them a favor.
12). Still waiting for the 27-time Yankees to get me another starting pitcher. Did I say I didn't want anything for Christmas?
13). When I finished the eulogy for my Uncle Jim another uncle came to me and asked me if he could hire me to do his. I told him I didn't think anyone would be in the church to hear it. At least we both laughed.
14). Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
15). The wise man in the storm prays to God, not for safety from danger, but for deliverance from fear.
You see what happens in my mind in five minutes time?
It's not much fun.
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