Keeping Coons Out of the Chicken Pen

The House passed a gun safety measure to protect the children.

It’s going to die in the Senate.

And it’s so embarrassing to me to listen to some of the excuses being made.

One senator stated that the AR-15 is a fun gun. 

He likes going to the range and shooting it. Great fun for all. That’s why we need to keep them in play. Even if a madman gets one we have to learn to live with the results because who wants to give up that fun we’re having.

Another senator said that those guns are necessary because:

They need to keep the raccoons out of the chicken pens and that’s an effective gun for such a task.

I’m no marksman, but you need that much action to kill a raccoon?

A third dude talked about needing to kill prairie dogs.

So, you see, there’s nothing that can be done!!!

But, of course, they have ideas!

More prayers.

Doesn’t matter that other nations don’t pray to stop shootings…

…they enact laws!

Safe gun laws to keep the powerful weapons out of the hands of those who are mentally incapable of handling them.

Other excuses?

Video game violence.

Not having two parents.

Too many damn doors.

Gun free zones.

In short, we need those weapons of war in everyone’s hands because as long as we all pray, and make sure the doors are locked.

We are going to be just fine.

How fucking embarrassing.

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