Side-Effects
Television commercials are getting to be wildly offensive, no? The toilet paper commercials are absolutely wild. “Everyone poops,” is the main theme behind one of them, and then a couple of red bears wipe their behinds, and dance. Toilet paper has never made me dance unless there isn’t any left on the roll and the basket that holds the extra rolls is also empty. Worst feeling in the world: Making someone bring you a roll. My brother used to leave it 3’ outside the door and make me hop to it. Then, last night we watched a 90 second commercial about a man’s bent manhood. They demonstrated by showing crooked carrots. The downside of all of it were Penile fractures or non-functioning sperm. “Why am I watching this?” I asked halfway through. “If you were having such a problem wouldn’t you see a doctor anyway? Why would you have to be persuaded by a commercial?” “No clue,” Kathy said. And of course there are the commercials that show a guy or gal on a bike, or climbing a mountain, all smiles...