I Hate February
Here we go!
The shortest damn month and the one I can’t stand.
What happens in February?
1). That freaking groundhog comes out and tells us how much longer we’re gonna freeze our asses off.
I don’t know if he’s ever right or wrong.
I just know that I’m freezing my ass off.
2). Tommy dances in the confetti
The Super Bowl is usually in February and leading up to it all I hear is “I hate Tom Brady.”
If he wins - which has happened 6 times - the win is minimized in the eyes of those who hate him.
If his team loses - which has happened thrice - his haters chant, “Tom Brady sucks.”
I just want to win the big square.
3). Daytona 500
My siblings and the Chuckster love this race. I watch about 30 laps.
And usually pick the winner to win the bet.
4). It’s cold
I recall a February a few years back where it never got over 10 degrees.
Stubbornly I got up and went to the jobs to show the crews how tough their safety guy is.
Dumb.
5). Lake Snow Events
They call them: EVENTS!
I just remember driving down the Thruway - zero visibility. Hoping I was on the road. Praying the guy behind me was going as slow as I was.
Crying out:
“I don’t want to die in a blizzard!”
Yeah.
February.
Sucks.
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