I Beg Your Pardon
I think the forefathers kinda’ blew it with the pardon power thingy.
Maybe they just never imagined that the hugest orange man in the history of the world would also be the biggest criminal we’ve ever seen.
They’re investigating the White House for a bribe-for-pardon scheme that may or may not involve a crazy lawyer who married his cousin, or someone like Steve Bannon.
Course it could be a hundred other guys too.
He already pardoned Flynn who plead guilty to crimes.
Reports are that he may be trying to pardon Ghouliani and some of his kids.
A blanket pardon for crimes yet uncovered.
There have been other far-fetched reports that say he may even pardon Orenthal for the robbery and maybe even Epstein’s girlfriend.
Now, to be fair, Trump isn’t the only president who ever pardoned a criminal friend, but he’s certainly going to abuse it...
...as he abused every other damn rule.
The biggest abuse of all?
He wants to try and pardon himself.
Isn’t that amazing?
The final act of the biggest con man of all time.
But there’s good news!
He can’t pardon himself for state crimes and word on the street is that there are 67 indictments waiting for him.
Way before the election of 2016 one of the talking heads stated that Trump would die in prison.
I can certainly imagine that could happen, but then again, rich (or even pretend rich) white men don’t go to jail.
Jail cells are reserved for poor, minority men who get 40 years for 3 ounces of pot.
Change the pardon rules.
This is embarrassing.
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