The Cash 🐮 🐄 Cow
Today is the big day.
No one wants to see Tom Brady and the Patriots....
...they will be there.
All those people who dumped the sport over the flag controversy...
...they’re watching!
The refs absolutely blow calls, costing the Saints a trip to the game...
...they’ll blow it again today.
Concussions?
A dozen lost-time injuries every game?
Wife-beaters?
A highly diminished product?
None of it matters!
The money will pour in!!!
Beer will be consumed, along with wings and nachos and pizza.
Every television set will be tuned to the game, and we’ll argue about who had the least offensive commercial.
The Patriots will be in the confetti again, breaking the 98-day Boston title drought.
It’s amazing, actually. The ratings for the Pro Bowl were 9 times greater than the Stanley Cup Finals.
It isn’t even a real game!!!
No big deal!!
Pitchers and catchers report in 11 days.
We’re less than 60 days away from the 27-Time World Champion Greatest Franchise in the History of Organized Sport playing the greatest game ever invented.
I hope I win a square.
No one wants to see Tom Brady and the Patriots....
...they will be there.
All those people who dumped the sport over the flag controversy...
...they’re watching!
The refs absolutely blow calls, costing the Saints a trip to the game...
...they’ll blow it again today.
Concussions?
A dozen lost-time injuries every game?
Wife-beaters?
A highly diminished product?
None of it matters!
The money will pour in!!!
Beer will be consumed, along with wings and nachos and pizza.
Every television set will be tuned to the game, and we’ll argue about who had the least offensive commercial.
The Patriots will be in the confetti again, breaking the 98-day Boston title drought.
It’s amazing, actually. The ratings for the Pro Bowl were 9 times greater than the Stanley Cup Finals.
It isn’t even a real game!!!
No big deal!!
Pitchers and catchers report in 11 days.
We’re less than 60 days away from the 27-Time World Champion Greatest Franchise in the History of Organized Sport playing the greatest game ever invented.
I hope I win a square.
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