President’s Day

Don’t you love the half-assed holidays where most of us work, but the government and the banks shut down?

Feels good, huh?

We get a mattress sale out of it.

And President’s Day is particularly galling when you know it gives the mad, orange dude another day of golf.

His golf days are fun because he rips off 9 mean tweets...

...tees off...

...is silent for 6 hours...

...3 more hate tweets before dinner...

...5 more nasty ones at night.

And they’re impossible to miss!

Yesterday, he wrote about the crooked judicial system, the rigged media, how great we’re doing, how awful Obama was, and how not funny SNL is.

All during a National Emergency!

Speaking of the National Emergency, these are trying times, right?

The kids were going to go out this weekend but I reminded them about how we were all in danger due to the coming caravan.

We can’t just pretend to live a normal life here!

There’s real danger!!!

So, President’s Day appears to be a bit of a joke.

Stay safe out there.

We’re under attack.

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