Executive Time

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Someone leaked Donny’s schedule and it appears that he’s got a pretty easy go of it.

He comes down to the office around 11:30, has an hour lunch, shuts it down around 2:00.

Good work if you can get it.

They say that part of his executive time includes “getting ready”. He need to get his air blown out, takes an hour a day.

He watches a lot of television news...

...tweets about that.

He sent 20 tweets the other day.

There has to be time for the tanning booth, right? They asked the White House staff about it and it was said that he’s that beautiful shade of orange because:

He has good genetics.

Sounds legit.

There was another report that said that he doesn’t read the intelligence briefings.

Why would he?

He thinks that the intelligence agents are dumb.

And today is the state of the union address that had been postponed. I saw part of an interview where they asked him what was the general theme:

“Unity,” He said.

That’s good news, right???

Everyone is going to work together for the good of the country!!

He’s going to use it to bury the hatchet? Solve some problems!

“But the Democrats don’t want unity,” he said. “They’re for crime and open borders.”

Do you really believe that any group of people are actually FOR CRIME????

And OPEN BORDERS?

I’ve never heard one Democrat say:

“Let ‘em all in.”

But, that’s the kind of thing you want to start a speech about unity with:

A gaslight lie!

I don’t believe I’ll watch...

...I never really enjoyed the format anyway...

...everyone clapping on one side...

...everyone frowning on the other...

...but UNITY!!!

Should be fun.

11:30-02:00

That’s a long day!

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