Back in the News

So my buddy Lance Armstrong, the guy in the top five for biggest douches in the world of Thoughts of a Common Man is back in the news.

It seems as if the anti-doping agency has evidence that he's always been a dope. Not only do they have his blood - which shows that there was certain manipulation - they also have about a dozen witnesses who saw him doping.

He denies it.

So, let's take him for his word. After all he's the only guy who ever beat cancer.

Why would the government and the anti-doping agency be against him?

Answer me that?

I hate when a team wins a championship and the first words out of the mouths of one of the winning players is something along the lines of:

"This is for all the doubters and haters out there! It was us against the world and we never stopped believing!!"

Why do people have to feel as if the world is against them?

Isn't it awful narcassistic of the dopey bike rider and the big doper former Red Sux pitcher Roger Clemens to believe that they are being victimized?

Uh, bike rider and Red Suck Roger, the reason people are picking on you is simple.

YOU TOOK DRUGS TO ENHANCE YOUR PERFORMANCE AND YOU CONTINUE TO DENY IT AS IF THE REST OF THE WORLD IS CRAZY AND YOU'RE RIGHT.

You're wrong.

Own up to it. Stand up and admit what the hell you did and why the hell you did it.

The case against Armstrong is particularly disconcerting for all who bought his hundred mile long pile of shit.

"Oh, he's such an inspiration."

"Look at my Lance Armstrong bracelet."

"I got a helmet just like Lance."

"He's the greatest athlete ever!"

Uh, no he's not. He rides a bike. My nephew, Rocco, rides a bike.

One big difference:

Rocco doesn't cheat and then lie about his ability to do so.

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