I Need Advice
I drive around a lot so there's plenty of time to listen to talk radio.
My current playlist looks like this:
Howard and/or Opie & Jim in the morning. Howard is on so rarely these days that I've learned to like Opie & Jim now that the racist Anthony has been kicked to the curb.
By 10 a.m. I switch to either Dan Patrick or um...my beautiful wife laughs at this...Jenny McCarthy.
(Hey I gotta' keep up with what the women are thinking).
By noon I'm a little lost. I usually go to the MLB Station or switch to E-Street Radio for a bit of Bruce.
All in all...I can't live without Sirius radio.
Anywhoha...
On Friday I was a little busy when Jenny ended and I never switched the station to Bruce.
I was trapped listening to Dr. Laura for a moment.
My husband is a sex addict, the woman began.
Who isn't? I thought.
He's NOT an addict! Dr. Laura scolded. But tell me why you think so.
He spends a lot of time on the computer.
Does he neglect you? Laura asked.
Well, no. We have an active sex life, but he has hundreds of porn tapes and he masturbates more than once every day, I'm sure of it.
(Time-Out - would you call a national radio show and go on record to tell the world that your spouse is a masturbating, porn-addicted, piece of garbage?).
Answer that on your own.
So what's the problem? Laura asked. (she's not really a doctor). You're getting yours and he's getting his and then some.
Laura offered that annoying laugh.
Well, the money, the shameless lady said. He did all this on his work computer and now the company wants to be reimbursed. We can't afford to pay off the $7,000 he owes the company.
Time-Out
7 grand!
On his work account!!
Definitely not a genius!!!
So...what pearls of wisdom did Laura offer?
We took away his computer and phone. He's gonna' go visit the local priest and maybe go to therapy, the woman said.
All great things, Laura said.
Time-Out
I quit.
I flipped the station to E-Street Radio.
Bruce was singing She's the One.
I thought about that marriage.
That poor guy.
She took his phone away and zapped his Internet account.
She's gotta' be bashing him over the head with it on a daily basis...hell...she announced it on national radio!
That's enough to drive a guy to a life of porn.
They should have just castrated him.
My current playlist looks like this:
Howard and/or Opie & Jim in the morning. Howard is on so rarely these days that I've learned to like Opie & Jim now that the racist Anthony has been kicked to the curb.
By 10 a.m. I switch to either Dan Patrick or um...my beautiful wife laughs at this...Jenny McCarthy.
(Hey I gotta' keep up with what the women are thinking).
By noon I'm a little lost. I usually go to the MLB Station or switch to E-Street Radio for a bit of Bruce.
All in all...I can't live without Sirius radio.
Anywhoha...
On Friday I was a little busy when Jenny ended and I never switched the station to Bruce.
I was trapped listening to Dr. Laura for a moment.
My husband is a sex addict, the woman began.
Who isn't? I thought.
He's NOT an addict! Dr. Laura scolded. But tell me why you think so.
He spends a lot of time on the computer.
Does he neglect you? Laura asked.
Well, no. We have an active sex life, but he has hundreds of porn tapes and he masturbates more than once every day, I'm sure of it.
(Time-Out - would you call a national radio show and go on record to tell the world that your spouse is a masturbating, porn-addicted, piece of garbage?).
Answer that on your own.
So what's the problem? Laura asked. (she's not really a doctor). You're getting yours and he's getting his and then some.
Laura offered that annoying laugh.
Well, the money, the shameless lady said. He did all this on his work computer and now the company wants to be reimbursed. We can't afford to pay off the $7,000 he owes the company.
Time-Out
7 grand!
On his work account!!
Definitely not a genius!!!
So...what pearls of wisdom did Laura offer?
We took away his computer and phone. He's gonna' go visit the local priest and maybe go to therapy, the woman said.
All great things, Laura said.
Time-Out
I quit.
I flipped the station to E-Street Radio.
Bruce was singing She's the One.
I thought about that marriage.
That poor guy.
She took his phone away and zapped his Internet account.
She's gotta' be bashing him over the head with it on a daily basis...hell...she announced it on national radio!
That's enough to drive a guy to a life of porn.
They should have just castrated him.
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