D.B. of the Week - Aaron Kromer
All right.
You probably don't know who Aaron Kromer is.
But you will soon.
Not only has Kromer won the coveted D.B. of the Week Award he will or should soon be looking for a job!
Kromer is currently the Offensive Line Coach for YOUR Buffalo Bills.
Problem is...he may not be the coach of that O-line before the week ends.
You see, Kromer had a bit of a problem while on vacation in Florida last week.
The details are a little sketchy, but the story goes something like this:
Some teenage kids "borrowed" the Kromer family beach chairs down in Florida.
Aaron Kromer didn't like that.
He allegedly went on a bit of a rampage, tossing the kids fishing poles into the water and then (this is where the details get sketchy) he got into a fight with the kids.
Kromer pushed one of the kids.
Then Kromer punched one of the kids.
Then Kromer told the kids that if they called the police he'd 'kill their family.'
That is D.B. of the Week behavior every single week.
Listen, I'm not a saint.
Last week I told a story about the neighbor aggravating me as he picked on my kids a bit, but I do know a little bit about doing one thing...
...walking away!
Especially when the fight is about borrowed beach chairs.
Especially if I were to work for the National Football League where you can be suspended for 4 games for maybe, probably having some general knowledge about air being let out of a ball. (But only get 2 or 4 games for decking your fiance or girlfriend).
Kromer should know better.
He's just starting a brand new job!
He pops a kid in the face?
Over a beach chair?
That's just dopey behavior.
And now suppose the Buffalo Bills don't fire him?????
That might be a whole 'nother blog post, don't you think?
You probably don't know who Aaron Kromer is.
But you will soon.
Not only has Kromer won the coveted D.B. of the Week Award he will or should soon be looking for a job!
Kromer is currently the Offensive Line Coach for YOUR Buffalo Bills.
Problem is...he may not be the coach of that O-line before the week ends.
You see, Kromer had a bit of a problem while on vacation in Florida last week.
The details are a little sketchy, but the story goes something like this:
Some teenage kids "borrowed" the Kromer family beach chairs down in Florida.
Aaron Kromer didn't like that.
He allegedly went on a bit of a rampage, tossing the kids fishing poles into the water and then (this is where the details get sketchy) he got into a fight with the kids.
Kromer pushed one of the kids.
Then Kromer punched one of the kids.
Then Kromer told the kids that if they called the police he'd 'kill their family.'
That is D.B. of the Week behavior every single week.
Listen, I'm not a saint.
Last week I told a story about the neighbor aggravating me as he picked on my kids a bit, but I do know a little bit about doing one thing...
...walking away!
Especially when the fight is about borrowed beach chairs.
Especially if I were to work for the National Football League where you can be suspended for 4 games for maybe, probably having some general knowledge about air being let out of a ball. (But only get 2 or 4 games for decking your fiance or girlfriend).
Kromer should know better.
He's just starting a brand new job!
He pops a kid in the face?
Over a beach chair?
That's just dopey behavior.
And now suppose the Buffalo Bills don't fire him?????
That might be a whole 'nother blog post, don't you think?
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