I Need A Mantra
I was watching a show last night and a star actress being interviewed said that her mantra is 'Live life to the fullest.'
And it occurred to me that I don't have a mantra!
What should it be? What should it be?
"I try and make it home for Judge Judy?"
"I try to see how much rigatoni I can eat at one sitting?"
"I try to aggravate at least twenty people a day."
Gotta' admit it, I like all of them, but still not sure what my mantra will be.
Of course having a mantra and announcing it is an awful pompous thing to do, isn't it?
I wanted to yell at that actress that her thought was neither interesting nor original. She wants to live each day to the fullest!
Moron.
But I will come up with a mantra before the day is over. I'm thinking of getting that done and then getting a walking cane, a top hat, and a tattoo of John 3:16.
Whatever I need to do to announce that I'm a douche.
How about?
"I don't count my chickens before they're hatched."
"Life is like a box of chocolates."
"I'm going to live like there's no tomorrow."
"Every rose has a thorn."
I suppose that you have to say something when someone is interviewing you, but does anyone really have a mantra?
I do.
I'm going with the Judge Judy one.
"I try and make it home for Judge Judy."
And it occurred to me that I don't have a mantra!
What should it be? What should it be?
"I try and make it home for Judge Judy?"
"I try to see how much rigatoni I can eat at one sitting?"
"I try to aggravate at least twenty people a day."
Gotta' admit it, I like all of them, but still not sure what my mantra will be.
Of course having a mantra and announcing it is an awful pompous thing to do, isn't it?
I wanted to yell at that actress that her thought was neither interesting nor original. She wants to live each day to the fullest!
Moron.
But I will come up with a mantra before the day is over. I'm thinking of getting that done and then getting a walking cane, a top hat, and a tattoo of John 3:16.
Whatever I need to do to announce that I'm a douche.
How about?
"I don't count my chickens before they're hatched."
"Life is like a box of chocolates."
"I'm going to live like there's no tomorrow."
"Every rose has a thorn."
I suppose that you have to say something when someone is interviewing you, but does anyone really have a mantra?
I do.
I'm going with the Judge Judy one.
"I try and make it home for Judge Judy."
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