Blame the Vaccine!
Jeff Beck was most certainly a great guitarist. He was also 78 years old, and he died of bacterial meningitis.
His death is being blamed on the Covid vaccine.
This all started a long time ago.
Henry Aaron died at the age of 86. He was just a few weeks out of being vaccinated.
There’s no evidence that showed getting the jab had anything to do with his death, but who needs evidence, right?
We put a whole lot of stock in alternative facts these days.
Hell, even the Damar Hamlin football-related collision between a helmet and his heart is being blamed on, what?
Yeah.
The vaccine!
We all saw what happened! He was hit, in the chest at the exact wrong moment. As freakish as it was, it does happen.
No one even knows if the kid was vaccinated. He most likely was as the league mandated it…
…and millions of others also received the shot as well.
I did!
I’ve been boosted a couple of times too.
When will I drop?
Will it all happen if I contract bacterial meningitis?
Will it take being drilled in the heart during a professional sporting event?
Perhaps a ten car pileup will cause my vaccine-related death.
When did conspiracy theories become the law of the land for some people?
And now Lisa Marie suffered a heart attack.
Heart disease has famously run rampant in the Presley clan.
Doesn’t matter!
First comment under the news story?
“Bet she was vaxed and boosted!!!! Wake up sheep!!!!”
Good Lord.
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