Where’s Melanie?
It’s been more than 3 weeks since the First Lady had a minor kidney procedure performed.
She was in the hospital for the better part of a week.
Despite the hate-filled glances she tosses Donald’s way, he tweeted that he was visiting her.
The next day, he tweeted again:
“Melanie,” was the name he used.
Her name is “Melania.”
And we haven’t seen her since.
The media is really doing a sort of pitiful job of nailing down the jello-like facts of this administration.
The questions are coming, of course, but the follow-up is a little light.
There was a tweet from her account. It contained all the nastiness of a tweet that could’ve come from the same dude who sends out a number of nasty tweets every day.
But who knows?
There was a rumor that she’d moved out of the White House and back to New York. That wouldn’t be ideal as taxpayers would once again be on the hook for 3 residences again.
Another rumor stated that she was plotting the divorce that everyone knows is coming.
Family values.
The entire family headed to Camp David...
...’Melanie’ and Barron didn’t go.
And perhaps it isn’t anyone’s business, and we certainly won’t get any answers from Sarah Huckabee Sanders, but I imagined the answer:
“Look, no one has a stronger marriage than the president and what’s her face. They spend 8 minutes a day together before the Mickey D’s is dropped off, and she thinks it’s really cute how he wolfs down his fries.”
“Where is she living?”
“Look, she’s at the White House. Remember when the president pointed up at the window and said she was there? Some people didn’t see her, but it was light outside and dark inside and everyone knows you can’t see someone in that situation.”
Yesterday there was an awful rumor going around that perhaps she was hiding because she is bruised up.
That’s probably not fair, and hopefully not true, but rumors are going to run wild cause no answers appear to be coming.
“Look. It’s all about the ‘Be Best’ program that the First Lady was working on. Be Best everyone. Just Be Best. That’s all we know. Be Best.”
Here’s hoping that we will soon see the First Lady slapping the president’s tiny, orange hand away very soon.
Their very evident love for one another is a true inspiration for us all.
She was in the hospital for the better part of a week.
Despite the hate-filled glances she tosses Donald’s way, he tweeted that he was visiting her.
The next day, he tweeted again:
“Melanie,” was the name he used.
Her name is “Melania.”
And we haven’t seen her since.
The media is really doing a sort of pitiful job of nailing down the jello-like facts of this administration.
The questions are coming, of course, but the follow-up is a little light.
There was a tweet from her account. It contained all the nastiness of a tweet that could’ve come from the same dude who sends out a number of nasty tweets every day.
But who knows?
There was a rumor that she’d moved out of the White House and back to New York. That wouldn’t be ideal as taxpayers would once again be on the hook for 3 residences again.
Another rumor stated that she was plotting the divorce that everyone knows is coming.
Family values.
The entire family headed to Camp David...
...’Melanie’ and Barron didn’t go.
And perhaps it isn’t anyone’s business, and we certainly won’t get any answers from Sarah Huckabee Sanders, but I imagined the answer:
“Look, no one has a stronger marriage than the president and what’s her face. They spend 8 minutes a day together before the Mickey D’s is dropped off, and she thinks it’s really cute how he wolfs down his fries.”
“Where is she living?”
“Look, she’s at the White House. Remember when the president pointed up at the window and said she was there? Some people didn’t see her, but it was light outside and dark inside and everyone knows you can’t see someone in that situation.”
Yesterday there was an awful rumor going around that perhaps she was hiding because she is bruised up.
That’s probably not fair, and hopefully not true, but rumors are going to run wild cause no answers appear to be coming.
“Look. It’s all about the ‘Be Best’ program that the First Lady was working on. Be Best everyone. Just Be Best. That’s all we know. Be Best.”
Here’s hoping that we will soon see the First Lady slapping the president’s tiny, orange hand away very soon.
Their very evident love for one another is a true inspiration for us all.
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