Ben & Jen & the Nanny

What's up with these famous dopes?

It's being reported that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are having troubles and that Jen is suspicious of the nanny...who was giving Ben some loving looks when they were all together with the kids in the Bermudas as the couple contemplated their famous divorce.

Remember when Arnold stooped the maid and got tossed out by Maria?

Now.

I think it's really funny because my beautiful wife has always fancied Ben Affleck as a handsome guy.

(He's no Cliff Fazzolari, obviously).

Yet.

I don't like Ben Affleck.

1). He's a fanatic of the Boston Suck Sux.

In fact, he's gone ape-shit a time or two telling people how much he hates the 27-Time World Champion Greatest Franchise in the History of Organized American Sports.

(By the way...do you know how tough that is to type time after time after time?).

Anywhoha...

2). Ben is also a horrible actor.

He's always stiff. Matt Damon took him along for the ride and somehow Ben has become a major star.

3). He's a known gambler and booze-hound.

(OK...I kinda' get that one).

But, Jennifer Garner is a very lovely girl, isn't she?

Word around our house is that she got tired of his gambling and boozing and that he was perhaps chasing woman while being married.

That's not nice.

And now...

...the nanny?

Right under his wife's nose?

Celebrity gossip is weird, isn't it?

Yet when news of the impending divorce came through I texted my wife this:

"Ben Affleck is getting divorced. Do you have anything to do with it?"

She answered with:

"Yeah. So sorry. Good luck."

Well.

Good luck to her and Ben then.

I'm hearing Jennifer Garner is free.

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