You've Pissed Enough

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There's a scene in an old movie that I once watched with my father. An elderly man goes to the doctor and explains that he's having trouble urinating. The doctor asks, "How old are you?" The man replies, "83" and the doctor answers, "You've pissed enough."

My father and I still share that joke whenever we hear of a death. He'll tell me about the passing of someone and the usual question comes up - "How old was he?" - My father will answer - "94 - he pissed enough."

We aren't looking to be insensitive - it's simply a way to handle the passing from this life to the next. Now, I don't look to be morbid this close to Christmas, but reading through something tonight, I came across the quote:

"Death is more universal than life; everyone dies, but not everyone lives."

In my warped mind, I find that to be something of an inspirational quotation - just reading the very words implores you to take a moment to enjoy what is around you, doesn't it?

There are people jumping out of planes, climbing mountains, swimming for miles, and running marathons. Still others compose beautiful music, or write nice long novels. It's all about embracing life, isn't it?

Yet, there are just as many people who while away their time, watching reruns of old sitcoms. I often find myself in both camps - I've wasted plenty of time, and I've been inspired to do some creative things. Life's been good to me so far, as Joe Walsh might say, but reading that quote makes me realize that I haven't pissed near enough yet.

It's Christmastime - a real high in the year for a lot of people - live it up, live it up.

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