To Do List
Some things I'd Love to Do Someday:
1). Make vanilla pudding and put it in a mayo jar and eat spoonfuls of it in public.
2). Hire two privater investigators and get them to follow each other.
3). Wear a shirt that says "Life" and then hand out lemons on the street corner.
4). Get into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I asked you to meet me here."
5). Stand at a fast-food line and ask people "Why they want fries with their order." And then tell 'em how bad they are for them.
6). Run into a crowded store and ask:
"WHAT YEAR IS IT!"
When they answer I'll run out screaming:
"IT WORKED!"
7). Become a Doctor and then change my last name to ACULA.
8). Change my name to Simon and then always speak in the 3rd person.
9). Buy a parrot and then teach the parrot to say:
"These bastards turned me into a bird."
10). Follow joggers around in my car and blast "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
1). Make vanilla pudding and put it in a mayo jar and eat spoonfuls of it in public.
2). Hire two privater investigators and get them to follow each other.
3). Wear a shirt that says "Life" and then hand out lemons on the street corner.
4). Get into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I asked you to meet me here."
5). Stand at a fast-food line and ask people "Why they want fries with their order." And then tell 'em how bad they are for them.
6). Run into a crowded store and ask:
"WHAT YEAR IS IT!"
When they answer I'll run out screaming:
"IT WORKED!"
7). Become a Doctor and then change my last name to ACULA.
8). Change my name to Simon and then always speak in the 3rd person.
9). Buy a parrot and then teach the parrot to say:
"These bastards turned me into a bird."
10). Follow joggers around in my car and blast "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
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