I Met the Joker
Went to a meeting the other day and there was a guy in the meeting who had a sort of misshaped mouth that made it look like he was smiling all the time.
It was weird.
The meeting was a serious sort of affair where we were going over policies and procedures and every time I locked eyes with the guy as I was talking...he seemed to be smiling.
So I sort of smiled back.
Then his brow furrowed a bit because he must of thought that there was something wrong with me.
Why would I be smiling while talking about compressed air during a confined space meeting?
I think the guy thought I was making a pass at him or something.
Moments later someone else started talking and he turned to look at her and I sort of gauged the fact that, like the joker, his face was a perpetual smile.
Then he must of felt my eyes upon him cause he turned to look at me quickly, and I darted my eyes away.
He must of thought:
"What the f&*$k's up with this guy?"
As the meeting ended the room sort of broke up and I quickly made for the front door. I was stifling a bit of a laugh over the whole thing and my hand was on the door to sweet freedom when he called:
"Cliff!"
I turned back and returned his smile.
I think.
I was sort of too far gone by then.
"Did you work at Great Lakes Environmental?" He asked.
"Yeah, back about ten years ago," I said.
"That's where I knew you from!" He said. "I could tell you were trying to figure it out too. How you been?"
I was certain I'd never seen him before the meeting started, but we shook hands.
He seemed to smile at me as I walked away.
I just can't be sure.
It was weird.
The meeting was a serious sort of affair where we were going over policies and procedures and every time I locked eyes with the guy as I was talking...he seemed to be smiling.
So I sort of smiled back.
Then his brow furrowed a bit because he must of thought that there was something wrong with me.
Why would I be smiling while talking about compressed air during a confined space meeting?
I think the guy thought I was making a pass at him or something.
Moments later someone else started talking and he turned to look at her and I sort of gauged the fact that, like the joker, his face was a perpetual smile.
Then he must of felt my eyes upon him cause he turned to look at me quickly, and I darted my eyes away.
He must of thought:
"What the f&*$k's up with this guy?"
As the meeting ended the room sort of broke up and I quickly made for the front door. I was stifling a bit of a laugh over the whole thing and my hand was on the door to sweet freedom when he called:
"Cliff!"
I turned back and returned his smile.
I think.
I was sort of too far gone by then.
"Did you work at Great Lakes Environmental?" He asked.
"Yeah, back about ten years ago," I said.
"That's where I knew you from!" He said. "I could tell you were trying to figure it out too. How you been?"
I was certain I'd never seen him before the meeting started, but we shook hands.
He seemed to smile at me as I walked away.
I just can't be sure.
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